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kushandwizdom:

The good vibe

kushandwizdom:

The good vibe

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

kushandwizdom:

The good vibe

kushandwizdom:

The good vibe

My motto until graduation. #medaille #superbad #lasttwoweeks (at Medaille College)

  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

Why can I go an entire day without eating and not feel hungry, but on days where I have breakfast or lunch, I get hungry?

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I’ve noticed this exact same thing with myself.

You’re going to read a bunch of people replying saying that it’s because eating breakfast increases your metabolism, which is false. Or that because your body is expending energy to digest that food it needs more energy later, which is also false and kind of stupid as it would imply that eating more would cause weight loss.

The real answer isn’t quite as clear cut, and could really be the result of several things combined. Hormonal responses as a result of rising and falling blood sugar levels because of your breakfast could certainly be impacting your hunger levels. The simple fact that you have food moving through your digestive tract and out of your stomach could be a cue of sorts that tells your brain that it’s ready for more food.

/u/klompy

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What is all this controversy about GM’s latest vehicle recalls?

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There were a lot of people within GM trying to hide the fact that a faulty part (ignition switch) was put into millions of vehicles. Eventually they fixed the part but didn’t give it a new part number so there’s no way to tell which cars have the faulty part or the good part. The issue was also known many years ago and higher ups have denied it until documents proving they lied surfaced.

/u/flounderbasket

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thisiswhytheinternetwascreated:

Unintentionally sexually suggestive cartoons. This is why the Internet was created.

(Source: sobadsogood.com)

elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

h0odrich:

BITCH IS TOO REAL

h0odrich:

BITCH IS TOO REAL

(Source: fatitalianbroad)

kushandwizdom:

Positive quotes

kushandwizdom:

Positive quotes

How come the ketchup bottle makes a farting noise when we squeeze it?

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Same reason your butthole makes a fart sound. Air exits the bottle through the air tight seals, the pressure causes the seal to open and the air exits quickly, the seal vibrates as this happens.

/u/sidemanaccount

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How does the Westboro Baptist Church get away with hate crimes?

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If you commit a CRIME against the gay man in New York City - if you assault him, or murder him, for example - then it is a ‘hate crime’ if it can be shown that you did it simply because he belongs to a group of people that you hate.

If you just call him a name and walk away, you haven’t committed a crime, and so you haven’t committed a ‘hate crime.’ That’s how WBC does it - they don’t commit actual crimes; they’re just assholes, which isn’t illegal.

/u/apples-with-ella

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